Humorous Retirement Unisex T-Shirt, I'm Not Retired
Searching for a thick, well-built tee that’s also incredibly soft and breathable? Your hunt ends here! This unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt checks every box and is crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton. Its classic fit pairs effortlessly with any outfit and fits just right. Featuring a funny retirement message—“I’m Not Retired, Professionally Unavailable”—it’s the perfect casual gift for retirees who appreciate a good laugh.
Product Specifications:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Size Guide:
| |
WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) |
| S |
18 ¼ |
26 ⅝ |
16 ¼ |
| M |
20 ¼ |
28 |
17 ¾ |
| L |
22 |
29 ⅜ |
19 |
| XL |
24 |
30 ¾ |
20 ½ |
| 2XL |
26 |
31 ⅝ |
21 ¾ |
| 3XL |
27 ¾ |
32 ½ |
23 ¼ |
| 4XL |
29 ¾ |
33 ½ |
24 ⅝ |
